The first family of the WSHSHP continues to rule this year's brackets, with the coltish Shauna Rudy taking her turn atop the standings with 136 points. But the leader of this round's peleton drives a tandem bike, sharing the yellow jersey with a fishy-smelling Blake Feist.Analisa Rudy & Eric Mott, a tandem of another sort, share sole possession of the second spot (134 points) while loner Michael "Trasher" Trzinski, just like the River Falls Wildcats, simply won't go away. He fought off a furious rally by headmaster John Stephens to remain in medal position with 133 points.
It should be noted that Stephens (131 points) is playing hurt this round, having ripped apart his knee earlier in the week avoiding a puddle that threatened to stain his Kenneth Cole loafers. He is listed as day-to-day in the latest injury report. The Big Ice wishes him well.
Inspired by DeLuca's defeat, an inspired Oliver Albrecht made a big leap in the standings, joining Peter Rudy in the 5th place slot (130 points) while--look at this--Chip "Toes" Krauss made a move too, joining rookie Todd Zwiaska (who scored a beautiful 5-hole goal in another heartbreaker loss for the Blues Monday night) in the 6th place slot with 129 points a piece.
Things tighten up in the standings considerably after that and we can expect to see some new names in the Top Ten this weekend, especially if Notre Dame Academy continues to mow down the competition faster than your Commissioner dispatched his waffle this morning at the Americinn's free breakfast.
On the other end of the leaderboard, I think we can no longer ignore the elephant in the room. And that elephant is Erik Moe who wallows in 22nd place with an embarrassing 110 points, barely ahead of rookies like child actor-turned-latex salesman Jed "Vern Savage" Resnik who just don't know any better . Tony Landgraf (83 points!) is proving again that his sterling 2007 performance was a fluke and, let's be honest, Doug Green (96 points) is a stunning disappointment as well.
Jed Resnik (r) reacts to the news he has been labelled the "new Erik Moe."
What happened, guys? A curious Commissioner wants to know.
Max Brode helps Griffin Rudy re-live how it felt when he learned Catholic Memorial lost to Kettle Moraine/Mukwonago.
3 comments:
Who photoshopped Phoebe Cates' face onto my body?!
I've dreamed of being called "the delicious cream filling" all my life, and my moment has finally arrived.
Please. ANYTHING but the next Erik Moe. Seriously.
(rocks back and forth in a corner)
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