Make or Break Time Starts Tonight

Two big games tonight, the results of which will radically change the WSHSHP leaderboard as we know it.

STOUGHTON VS. WAUKESHA

A whole bunch of pool participants are piled on the Stoughton Vikings bandwagon, including contenders Oliver Albrecht, Todd Zwiaska, and the burka-shunning Kevin Zlevor.

Kevin Zlevor (L) posing with the real brains behind his stunning WSHSHP debut.

But those hanging in the back of the pack--pretenders like Leslie "Free at Last, Free at Last" Ziegler, Chuck Lenz, Tricky Eldredge, the crafty Phil Neal, and Sarah Palin fan Bill Dittrich--could greatly improve their position with a Stoughton victory.

Mike Lenz's worry over tonight's game has rendered him a distracted parent.

No one, not a one of you, chose Waukesha to take the title this year, but have any of you chosen Waukesha to win this sectional? Please rise and be recognized, for you are a brave, brave prognosticator.

MADISON EDGEWOOD vs. MIDDLETON

Several of you have dogs in this fight, too.

Rookies Jed Resnik and T.J. Hanson both have Middleton winning the entire tourney, while Barney Bernsten, Thomas Grantham, and Pappy Birrenkott prove that their blood runs maroon with streaks of gold (that would be the cholesterol) as they have their alma mater taking home the entire chalupa.

Dr. Stephen "Barn" Bernsten (R) posing with the unemployed man who received better grades than him in college.