Wrong on so many levels.

I've learned lots of useful tips from my mother, God bless her soul, not the least of which is to avoid restaurants where no one else is eating. I tempted fate tonight and grabbed some Chinese from the nearly empty establishment next to my hotel.

I should have interpreted the lack of eating utensils in my takeout bag as a signal from God. Instead, I searched through my poorly stocked kitchenette at the Grandstay Suites until I found something to eat with.

Right now I'm sort of wishing I hadn't been so resourceful.